Mets Bucket Hat Guy stopped by this week and found a new girlfriend… kind of.
“Hold my hand and I’ll take you there, somehow, someday, somewhere.” From West Side Story
YouTube’s answer to “We Saw Your Boobs”: “We Saw Your Junk.” Sample lyrics:
Kevin Bacon, we saw your junk in Wild Things
Bruce Willis’ junk in Color of the Night
Billy Crudup, we saw your junk in blue in Watchmen
It probably wasn’t yours, but that’s all right